Friday, August 19, 2011

Spoof-Free-A-Thon 9: This Is a Song About A Girl

This is a song about a girl named <pause>-
Nancy is as good a name as any other-
And her beau, a young man named <pause>-
Well, I like the name Sam.
This is a song about young lovers,
Though they didn't know it when the song began.
Now Nancy's mother was a poor seamstress,
And Nancy was a poor seamstress,
Or else they had some other lowly career.
And Sam's father was a well-known scribe,
And Sam a young scholar to be a scribe,
Or else another way rich, for his papa has a long, long beard.
Now everyone knows a poor young gal,
Can't well marry her rich young pal,
So they snuck away one late night,
To marry each other in secret.
But here's the part of the song to scare you some,
They were never-never again seen.

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