Spoof on "Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Maggie Had A Little Jon

Maggie had a little Jon,

Little Jon,

Little Jon,

Maggie had a little Jon,

His hair was black as coal.

And everywhere that Maggie went,

Maggie went,

Maggie went,

And everywhere that Maggie went

Her Jon was sure to go.

He followed her to Emmaus,

Emmaus,

Emmaus,

He followed her to Emmaus.

Which we all thought was cool.

It made the teens to laugh and tease,

Laugh and tease,

Laugh and tease,

It made the teens to laugh and tease

To see the lovers two.