Liar

<This is a very sarcastic song. It's very old, and certainly not my best, but it goes perfectly- or almost perfectly- with my Miscellania post. If you don't know what that is, that is my other blog. It is not a song blog. If I do not know you, you will nevereverever see it. I can guarantee that. If I do know you, I probably sent you an invite, and I encourage you to compare it with this song for a few chuckles... or... something. anyway, here's the song!>

Everyone loves a liar,

'Cause a liar's so easy to love.

To always tell you what you want to hear,

A liar can't lie enough.

Everyone loves a liar,

'Til the truth strips away their lies.

Since everyone is really a liar,

It's the truth that we all despise.

Everyone loves a liar,

Until the liar comes clean.

Everyone loves a liar,

As from the truth we glean.*

Everyone loves a liar,

'Cause a lie's easy to adore.

Everyone loves a liar,

It's the truth that they can't afford.

Everyone loves a liar,

'Cause a liar's so easy to love.

To always tell you what you want to hear,

A liar can't lie enough.

Everyone loves a liar,

'Til the truth strips away their lies.

Since everyone is really a liar,

It's the truth that we all despise.

* Yep, it's another asterisk! Here are all the versions I've written of this line; please help me perfect it!:

It's truth-telling that's so hard to redeem

It's the truth that can be so mean

It's the truth that won't set you free

As from the truth we glean