I got up at four o' one,
Told you mowing sounded fun,
And then I spilled the O-J.
Blame it on the coffee!
I went gambling: starting ten,
Didn't get home 'till one a.m,
Forgot to go buy milk again.
Blame it on the coffee!
I popped in some Winnie The Pooh,
Dora, Spongebob, Scooby-Doo,
Had to clean up doggy poo.
Blame it on the coffee!
I tried to scramble my first egg,
Messed it up and had to beg,
Second thought: order chicken legs.
Blame it on the coffee!
Finally I did somethin' right:
Tucked in the kids, kissed you goodnight,
Turned off the front porch light.
You can blame that on me.
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