Sammi and Johnny

( Okay, even *I* don't like this song! This is too ridiculously sad! Why did I even write it??? Sorry guys; I'm still trying to think up some verses to tack on the end to make it better; any ideas? :P :/   

Sammi spent each Christmas alone,

Sitting on her porch in the cold,

Pretending to be smiling,

While inside she was crying,

"Somebody come and keep me company;

Somebody, oh somebody come and sit with me!"

Johnny spent Christmas getting high,

On things that made his poor ma cry,

Pretending he was someone,

'Cause he thought he was no one;

A no one that no one could ever like.

"Somebody, oh somebody come and have a drink!"

Oh, Sammi and Johnny,

You're so alike;

If only you'd met then

Maybe things would be alright!

Poor Sammi was getting lonely,

And so she accepted a ride;

But his voice turned from honey,

To the chilly sound of ice.

Somebody come and set poor Sammi free:

"Somebody, oh somebody please come and save me!"

Johnny was found drunk on his couch,

A gun and a note by his head.

His mama kept on hoping,

But we all knew he was dead.

He hoped somebody'd bury him with tears;

Somebody's bury him beneath the willow tree.

Oh, Sammi and Johnny,

You're so alike;

If only you'd met then

Maybe things would be alright!