Bugs

< You really don't want to know... but I'll tell you anyway! Alena Grobien  and I were sorting stickers at a get together, and I found a ton of bug stickers. So I randomly started singing, and she insisted I write it down. Here is the result! >

I've got a wide variety of bugs;

I've got ants and I've got slugs.

Despite what you may think I'm not on drugs,

I've just got a wide variety of stupidity;

I know that you're jealous of me.

'Cause I've got a wide variety of bugs;

I've got ants, butterflies, beetles, and slugs.

No, I'm not on drugs,

I've just got a wide variety of stupidity,

I know that you must envy me,

'Cause I've got class, I've got style, 

And I've got a smile that goes on for miles,

But most of all I've got bugs!